Wednesday, August 24, 2011

What Instant Messaging is really used for at work

Names have been edited to protect our jobs

7:42 AM - Slummy Mummy:
i have stuffy running nose.  And my nose is al dry.  I need a zertec.  I am just going to sit here and sniff all day.
7:43 AM - The coworker:
my nose and my gimpy eye are causing me problems.  Apparently the cocaine we sniffed was low quality ???
7:45 AM - Slummy Mummy:
i think so.  at lunch lets find that dealer and put a cap in his ass. 

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